永飽安康-RX的攝影部落格

幼稚園的除了吃餅乾喝牛奶睡午覺，還有訓練小朋友上台發言，其中重頭戲就是「Show & Tell」，把平常生活有趣的東西，整理一下跟全班小朋友一同分享，內容包羅萬象從爸爸打媽媽到NDSL馬利歐都可以說，如果愛現一點的家長就會選比較有看頭的主題，譬如說「爸爸的保時捷休旅車」，「媽媽天天戴不同鑽戒」這種譁眾取寵的內容。(我好像在教壞小朋友??)

遠在韓國的金太郎決定挑選「布丁」作為報告主題，大概是覺得跟其他小朋友「撞題」機會不大，而且有隻大狗實在很酷，當天一定很受歡迎，所以就這樣上台囉...

Hello everybody, today I will tell a story about My Dog, Pudding.
[應該是阿舅的狗吧? 何時變成你的]

Pudding is a very big dog, and the color is yellow~ just like pudding. So I call him Pudding.
[好像不是這樣講究耶，隨便取個菜市場名啦~]

I always give him a lot of snacks, that's why pudding grow up so big.
[小朋友，只吃零食是不會長大的，布丁靠阿舅花錢買高級飼料才長大啦]

We take walk in the park, Pudding will follow my order and keep walking next to me.
[是啊，有狗鍊綁住當然不會到處亂跑]

After weekly exercise, I will help Pudding to take shower and have a sweet nap together.
[就跟著一起洗澡一次而已，你根本是自己在玩水.. 午睡你在床上布丁在狗籠啦!]

Pudding is not only my dog, he is my brother. I will love him forever!
[亂說，上次你根本沉迷PSP，完全不理布丁] 

The End!
[請拍拍手，完全遺傳到阿舅的唬爛功夫]

布丁狗頭是金太郎的一倍大，還好拉拉個性溫和，其他種類的狗很難這樣一起玩